DarkNinjaBoi

The Littlest President At the age of eleven I was elected the 50th president of the United States of America. My analysts put my win down to youth (I was the youngest ever to run) and to the unfortunate late-October acne breakout of my incumbent rival, an eighth grader from Massachusetts.  I have a stronger faith in the New Rules than do my analysts, who are always looking at polls and running them through sacred formula.  I ascribe my presidency to the good sense of America, my hard work at Security School, and the stunning leadership of my handlers. Once my presidency was officially announced, my face was given another coat of foundation